At History I'm Hopeless
At history I'm hopeless.At spelling I stink.In music I'm useless.From science I shrink.At art I'm atrocious.In sports I'm a klut
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You Can Never Be Too Careful
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I Think My Dad is Dracula
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I'm Feeling Rather Full Tonight
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And Backed My Car into a Tree
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Pet Shopping
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My Senses All are Backward
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Five Sense Nonsense
I saw a saw.I felt some felt.I heard a herd.I smelt a smelt.I ate at eight.So tell me, do,does this make anysense to you?
I Bought a Maserati
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I Built Myself a Time Machine
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I Bought a Pet Tomato
I bought a pet tomatoand I tried to teach him tricks,but he wasn't any good atcatching balls or fetching sticks.He could never c
My Goldfish Took up Tennis
My goldfish took up tennis.They installed a little netat the bottom of their fishtankfor their first official set.They got tenni
The Addlepated Glundersnedd
Industrious and underfed,the addlepated Glundersneddresides inside, beneath your bedand waits for dusky dark to spread.He waits
When Larry Made Lasagna
When Larry made lasagnaall his neighbors stopped and stared.His lasagna was the largestthat had ever been prepared.He used ninet
Take Me Out of the Classroom
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Mithing Tooth
I'm having trouble thpeaking,thinthe I lotht my middle tooth.Jutht yethterday my tooth wath fine --today it wiggled loothe.At fi
I Have to Write a Poem
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The Contents of My Desk
A nail.A nickle.A snail.A pickle.A twisted-upslinky.A ring formy pinky.A blackenedbanana.A love notefrom Hannah.My doodlesof roc
I Often Contradict Myself
I often contradict myself.Oh no, I never do.I argue with me day and night.That simply isnt true.Oh yes it is. Oh no it's not.I d
This Morning is Our History Test
This morning is our history test.I've pinned my notes inside my vest.Inside my coat I wrote my notes,including dates and famous
Get Up! Get Up!
"Get up! Get up! Get out of bedyou lazy bum, you sleepyhead."Yes, that is what my mother saidat eight-oh-five today.She left the
My Book Report is Due Today
My book report is due today.I haven't finished yet.In fact, I haven't started,which I'm coming to regret.I haven't even read the
Swinging From the Lights
We're swinging from the lights.We're standing on our chairs.We're bouncing off the walls.We're sliding down the stairs.We're run
My Penmanship is Pretty Bad
My penmanship is pretty bad.My printing's plainly awful.In truth, my writing looks so sadit ought to be unlawful.I try but, stil
Calculator, Calculator
Calculator, calculator,help me with my math.Help me do my homeworkor I'll feel the teacher's wrath.Calculator, calculator,add th
My Robot Does My Homework
My robot does my homework.He helps me every night.The trouble is he doesn't gettoo many answers right.He'd probably do betterat