A Chinese emperor ordered one of his servants to find him a hundred-year-old egg. Returning empty-handed, the servant explained, "No hundred-year-old eggs, Master, but I can get you a fifty-year-old egg." "No, thanks, you know I hate
instant1 food!" the emperor replied. 一位中國的皇帝命令他的仆人去給他弄一個有百年歷史的雞蛋來吃。 他的仆人空手而歸,對皇上解釋說:“殿下,我找不到一百年的雞蛋,但我可以給你找到一個五十年的雞蛋。” “不,那可不行,你知道我是討厭速食的。”
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