I wrote 我寫的

One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them.   "What a terrible voice! Do you know who she is?"   "Yes," was the answer. "She's my wife."   "Oh, I beg your pardon. Of course, it isn't her voice, really. It's the stuff she has to sing. I wonder who wrote that awful song."   "I did," was the answer.   一位客人轉向他旁邊的男士，想評論一下一位女士的歌喉，這位女士正在試圖取悅客人們。   “多么糟糕的嗓音??！你知不知道這位女士是誰？”“知道。”他答道，“她是我的妻子。”   “哦，非常抱歉。當然，事實上我指的并非是她的嗓音，而是她所唱的內容。我想弄明白如此糟糕的歌詞是誰寫的？”   “我寫的。”他回答說。
I wrote 我寫的文章來源頭牌英語[雙語笑話]