One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the
woman who was trying to entertain them. "What a terrible voice! Do you know who she is?" "Yes," was the answer. "She's my wife." "Oh, I beg your pardon. Of course, it isn't her voice, really. It's the stuff she has to sing. I wonder who wrote that awful song." "I did," was the answer. 一位客人轉向他旁邊的男士,想評論一下一位女士的歌喉,這位女士正在試圖取悅客人們。 “多么糟糕的嗓音??!你知不知道這位女士是誰?”“知道。”他答道,“她是我的妻子。” “哦,非常抱歉。當然,事實上我指的并非是她的嗓音,而是她所唱的內容。我想弄明白如此糟糕的歌詞是誰寫的?” “我寫的。”他回答說。
I wrote 我寫的文章來源
頭牌英語[
雙語笑話]