Prepare Yourself 自己準備

A story around campus¹ has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school, Prepare Pop."   Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."   在校園里廣為流傳著這樣一個故事：有一次，一個學生給他的父母發了一封電報，上面寫道：“媽媽，我的功課沒有一門及格的，我已經被學校開除了，請爸爸做好準備。”   過了兩天，這個學生收到回電：“爸爸已經準備好了，你自己也做好準備吧！”
Prepare Yourself 自己準備文章來源頭牌英語[雙語笑話]